Yuck!!!


Original Script

MADAME
Spirit. We bring you favors from life into death. 
If you are here give us a sign.

Klack!

Gasps. Everyone looks around. 
Even the ghost is surprised.

MADAME hisses
Remain silent.

Jane whispers something to Harriet, her pet undead bird.

MADAME
Am I speaking to Sir Ezra Tyree? 
Knock once for yes. Twice for no.

Klack!

Harriet glides through the air and poops.

MADAME
Spirt, are you—
Splat! Bird poop on her forehead.

MADAME
Gah! I am being attacked! 
The lights! Quickly!