I think I’ll stop the story here. There’s no way I can top this page. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end.

Oh, you want to know what happens next. Really?  You’d make me work on my birthday? You monster!

Okay, return on Monday to see if Jane survives her brief impersonation of a majestic albatross.


Original Script

Action shots as Jane twists around.
She tries to grab at tangled ropes and fins of other vehicles without luck.