That’s one way to make an entrance.

In case you missed it, Book 2 (this story) has a disturbing cover.

Original Script

Reaching for the railing on a tilting deck.
Thank goodness we are over the lake.

Jane smacks spread eagle into the bridge! 
Her telescope hits nearby and shatters.

After a moment, picks herself up.
Owww! That was positively…
Notices a large rip in her sleeve.
Oh het! This was new.

Looks up from her elbow and sees the shocked faces of 
the spectators around her on the bridge.

Embarrassed wave.
Uh. G’morning. Heh-heh.