Page 18 – Shut Up!
No, you shut up!
Mr. Ghost was born with resting bitch face, just like me.
Original Script
GHOST If you would allow me to research the… JANE Scowling back towards her parents It matters for nothing. Why must she ruin everything?! GHOST Your mother only… JANE Shut up! Stomps off angrily Shot of ghost thinking hard. He has an idea.
That……escalated quickly.
Indeed. I guess being undead doesn’t dampen those teenage mood swings.
Good thing no family members were walking nearby.
“Oh that Miss Jane. Always hearing voices and talking to nothing.”
i kind of feel sorry for the ghost. He’s stuck with Miss MoodyBloomers. Don’t worry, she’ll come around. She’s just acting her age.
Though, she is pretty upset. Maybe she was making friends at school?
By this point the family knows about the ghost, whether or not they believe he exists. But, I suspect that dual-bearding phantom might not wait around too much longer.
Hoo boy, hormones. Might as well take a break for 5 years to go float around the world, Tyree. She’ll be better when you get back, and you might actually get some learning done.
Never fear, Sir Ghost is a clever fellow. I’m sure he’s already formulating a scheme.
Can I just say how much I love his beard? I mean, I’m not missing her tantrum, but every teen has tantrums. A beard of that caliber comes but once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
Then you might be pleased to know it’s based on a real beard. Attached to a real explorer! Who’s also dead. So, his ghost could be lurking around somewhere right now.
Given how he was a pioneer of erotic literature in England and one of the first to translate the Kama Sutra into English, I assume Richard Francis Burton is not Sir Ghost, as he’d be too busy banging his way across the afterlife.