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I’ve sunk to a new low in a transparent attempt to attract viewers: bodice ripping! Okay, so technically a bodice is the vest part of a dress and not the sleeves. The more you know.
Original Script
NOTE: This scene wasn't in the script. The previous version had the two flying guards chase our heroes down a blind alley only to discover the kids have disappeared. And then there was lots of complaining by the guards while the fugitives hide nearby. GUARD 1 You are under arrest for resisting arrest. JANE That doesn’t even make... My dress! Slaps the policeman but her strength causes his head to smack the wall behind him. He slumps unconscious or dazed. JANE Oh, I am so sorry. Are you ok? Sir? LEWIS If you were not such a sapscull I’d be truly frightened of you.
This would be an excellent time to leave.
Adding insult to injury: Lewis stole his hat.
Bodice ripping? Now that would have been another great cameo chance…
This comic already has a scandalous amount of bare ankles. 😉
My characters can attest of bare ankles censorship!
Jane seems to retain some of her mummy powers, that was such a powerful slap!
Lewis does not waste time, the little rascal, I like him!
Dear Sir or Madam,
We wish to register a complaint with your otherwise wholesome “Funny Papers.”
My wife Edward and I regularly look forward to our bi-weekly engagement with the hitherto amusing and respectable shenanigans of your delightful characters.
However, this recent page contains an alarming and invigorating number of views of a woman’s bare shoulder.
I realize that artists, due to their peculiar moral difficulties and questionable mental facitities, associate with creatures somewhat “looser” in their values than one would normally allow above stairs.
Yet I do not believe that a publication such as yours, a publication which could easily fall into the hands of children or the feeble-minded, should be in the habit of setting such an example of licentiousness for those less able to make proper moral choices. We all have a responsibility toward those whose fortunes in life are far below ours.
In short, may I be so bold as to point a finger in your direction and cry: “For shame!”
I trust I have made my point with sufficient emphasis.
Yours truly,
Basil Smythe Tiptop Watering-Can, Lower Percy Upon Shelly, Worchestersestireshire
Dear Sir Tiptoe Watering-Can and so on,
I am so sorry-sorry if you were shocked by my (and Jane’s) bare shoulder, but it is not my fault that not every beholder can stand to much beauty. I am sure your wife keeps her shoulders and anything else covered all the time, and this is a good thing, but if you are concerned about the feelings of your fellow citizen’s, she should keep her face covered, too. But maybe you can explain me a mystery, all the men who were so excited to see my bare shoulder and even dared to ask innocent me if they could see more then that are either wealthy-wealthy high society or nobility, so I can’t understand your complains. Not to forget the enthusiasm some of the noble spectators during some truly humiliating arresting scenes. Oh, and I browsed in some of the books that the noble gentlemen enjoy in their saloons – so naughty-naughty – I was truly shocked. But I will renember to give you the cold shoulder if we should meet accidently on your next incognito regular evening walk.
love,
Ariane
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….ha ha! That’s some well deserved head trauma.
Thanks. I originally had the two cops searching for the kids who went into hiding, but I cannot resist a silly physical gag. 😀
so you can take the bat out of the batcop. at least if you are a sapscull.
Assault and BATtery, eh?
Sapscull is now my new favorite insult. Also, I kind of expected Jane to be weaker than that, but I guess not all of her mummy powers are fading just yet.
“SAPSCULL. A simple fellow. Sappy; foolish.” 🙂
Jane is getting weaker, but its only been a day so she still has a few tricks left. The more she shows off the faster her health degrades.